January 2011
I take that back. I almost just slipped down a flight of stairs and I am one hundred percent sober.
Anticlimactic New Year’s Eve FTW.
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“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”
– George Carlin (via rebeccam)
“When we’re unemployed, we’re called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it’s...”
– Jesse Jackson (via afrosoul)
ehalcyon asked: Just realized that you might not know what post I'm talking about, as it might not be recent for you.
http://girl-germs.tumblr.com/post/2160115484/lipsbetweenthehips-blanche-dubois
Cheers!
http://girl-germs.tumblr.com/post/2160115484/lipsbetweenthehips-blanche-dubois
Cheers!
December 2010
ehalcyon asked: Just realized that you might not know what post I'm talking about, as it might not be recent for you.
http://girl-germs.tumblr.com/post/2160115484/lipsbetweenthehips-blanche-dubois
Cheers!
http://girl-germs.tumblr.com/post/2160115484/lipsbetweenthehips-blanche-dubois
Cheers!
Here are some things you should know about...
meloukhia:
Asexuality is diverse and there are many different ways for asexuality to express. If you want to learn more about asexuality and the ace community, the AVEN Wiki is a good place to start.
Asexual people are not ‘broken,’ experiences of sexual assault, rape, abuse, etc. do not ‘turn people asexual.’
Asexual people can be and are kinky. (Hi!)
Asexual people consume and create...
The Sum Of Your Parts
buttahlove:
myhappyfat:
As much as I love seeing women on all sizes post pictures of themselves as they get brave and sassy and learn to love themselves, I keep getting tripped up. Almost every post mentions “my bingo wings”, “my child bearing hips”, “but I love my bewbs!” etc.
The media and magazines especially encourage this. Companies make more money when you are convinced each...
“You know if I could go back in time, I would lez it up 24 hours. Believe me, one...”
– Betty White [SNL] (via lgbtlaughs)
BETTY WHITEEEEEEE
(via i-am-the-lighthouse)
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If Paula Deen wrote Harry Potter:
ornamentalturtle:
heylosersheisnthere-:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Butter
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Butter
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Butter
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Butter
Harry Potter and the Order of the Butter
Harry Potter and the Half-Buttered Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Butter
oh my god
Two years ago I was sad on New Year's Eve
lipsbetweenthehips:
malblum:
So once I wrote this song about being drunk/sad on New Year’s Eve. Then I ate guacamole, played it for my friends and felt a little better. Now, two years later, it’s one of my favorite songs on the new album.
I am not planning on being drunk and sad tonight, but I am setting the track for free/set your own price download all day/night on account of the holiday.
...
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Johnnie Walker - Jeanann Verlee
loverofstories:
my whiskey story is not unique an age fourteen wild girl straddling the banister, not to make the stairs creak, sneaking out the back door of a sleeping house my father wakes hours later to my panicked brother’s phone call to come rescue me he folds my advanced girl body into covers like an infant laughs in my hangover face the next day he never scolds me he knows only that my...
IF YOU ARE IN RICHMOND IN JANUARY GO TO THIS!
lipsbetweenthehips:
bgribbs:
LIPS RICHMOND FILM SCREENING FUNDRAISER!!!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=177116302319464&num_event_invites=0#!/event.php?eid=177116302319464
yeah richmond/lipsters! we’re watching Shortbus and A Dirty Shame!
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Could I please document the fact that I just witnessed Enya lick off all the chocolate that she spilled on her legs?
I desperately need a second job. Does anyone in/from Richmond know of any places that are hiring?
lipsbetweenthehips:
“i got bored with tumblr so i laid in the dark and stared at the wall”
I mean, whatchu want from me.
“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”
– Rumi (via oceanofmind)
If anyone would like to be email pen pals (or snail mail pen pals!), hit me up! I would really like to have more.
tall.tall.grass@gmail.com
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Why I stopped saying Retarded →
I remember the first time I really thought about my usage of the word “retarded.” I was told about a good friend’s father who hated the word. His brother had Down’s syndrome, and he would always get so angry when other students called his brother “retarded” or taunted him. It immediately made me think about how commonly I have used the term “retarded” in the past, and I was ashamed. I’ve heard...
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
IS THIS IMPLYING THAT A HETEROSEXUAL MAN NEEDS FRUIT TO TRICK HIS PENIS INTO A WOMAN’S VAGINA
IS HIS PENIS A FRUITBAT
WHAT KIND OF SEX GIVES ITSELF TO THE WORD WOOSH
PENISES ARE NOT MIXING WHISKS
PS
GUESS WHAT
...
I got this three words thing. →
Go forth.
Harry Potter and the Girls Who Weren’t Chosen Ones →
Phew. I went into this thinking it would be some sort of scathing criticism. I was like, whatchu gonna say? But it’s totally not.
Trigger Warning: Remembering the Montreal Massacre →
In classroom C-230, students and the professor turned to stare at Lépine when he entered. Listen up, he told them. Women to one side of the room, men get out. No one moved until Lépine fired into the ceiling. Then the men left the room. Alone with nine women, Lépine said, “I am here to fight against feminism. That is why I am here.”
“They thought death was worth it, but I
Have a self to recover, a queen.
Is she...”
– Stings, Sylvia Plath (via aplathaday)
U-Haul lesbian →
lipsbetweenthehips:
bestofwikipedia:
U-haul Lesbian or U-haul syndrome is a slang term of LGBT culture used to describe a stereotype of lesbian relationships. The term originated from the punch line of a joke that lesbians tended to move in together on the second date. It suggests an extreme inclination toward monogamy or committed relationships. It is considered both complimentary and...
